Tuesday, February 8, 2011

the chinese are taking over are you ready for it?


the chinese are taking over
Posted in Uncategorized on November 11, 2009 by howlingmpala



Not so many weeks have passed since china was declared the biggest exporter in the world overtaking America and forecasters predict china will be the biggest economy in the wold by 2015 do you know what that means?
no you don’t but now you will in that century when the British empire was the biggest power in the world, British culture ruled the world, and people knew all about it. you did not laugh out loud in public, because well, i mean in British culture this was vulgar. you just had to smile not expose your dental like a hyena.
the Americans developed and over took the Britons, the dollar made its way into international commerce, and the twisted english accent made its ways onto your wannabe tongue, Hollywood movies made there way into everybody’s sitting room, American music featured in people’s shower hosted music talent search as though our own chameleone didn’t have music that could be hummed in the shower, ford and Chrysler featured on every street in the world. The Manhattan islands, New york included, las Vegas and he historical cities of st Joseph Minnesota and Baltimore became your favorite holiday destinations, even those who knew and still know they will never get there. American dressing became every Danny and Suzie’s dress code, kissing on the streets, became the latest trend in conservative Uganda and all those wonderful things in your dreamy eyes yeah we moved with the trends now the trend is about to become china!
Now the chinese are taking over economically and with in no time ,socially and culturally .this so called country of oldmen who look 18 but won’t claim they are (yes they are that honest) it is exactly the opposite of the secret of staying young ‘eat slowly and lie about your age’ with the chinese in control socially and culturally, english will slowly become history and mandarin chinese, which is the most spoken language in the world, not internatinally but by populace, this language which rather sounds like a meeting of parrots. are you raedy to drop the dollar for the chinese yuan? forget harvard and start thinking of beijingt university, drop hawai as favoured holiday destination and start looking east to shangai, fore go your favourite cheese burger for snake soup?
its not that it must be, but its the price to pay for not being rich enough to influence the ways of the world,Just imagine us leading the world! would it be marvelous so you will even have to stop using your favourite nokia for the chinese made Nokla or quit facebook and start using faceboik or something like that.wow i wish i was quiting to join faceug.
but dont worry,even when the americans were overtaking britain,some crumbs of british culture stayed. thats why you wont eat while walking on the streets,yet in america, people do it,so you might retain some of your american habits, if the chinese are rhat lenientm, yes we are just spctators, do as they say because we cant do as they do.
but with the cahinese in control, you might consider becoming allittle bit honest,. take that as a caution

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